BEFORE HE CHEATS by Carrie Underwood

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No...not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...

WOOIE....nasty, nasty, sweet revenge! you tell him girl!

Guys, are you listening? hee hee hee...darmed, wake up! has this ever happen to you as yet? all you players out there? haa haa, is this lady bad or what? serves you right if you did! if not, count your blessings thus far.

This is not a very nice encounter at all...never happen to me, and it will never...for something else may be, but never for CHEATING..fortunate for most of you :ROMEOS, out there, it may never, MOST GALS..rather sob and let it go...TOO BAD...cause you all ( ROMEO THAT IS ),really deserve, some of what "LADY CARRIE-UNDERWOOD" DISHED OUT TO THIS BLOKE.

It's wonderfully put across here, in a lovely country aroma here...sounds,ever humourous,but, in the real world,,,INFIDELITY...IS ERRONEOUS, HEART-BREAKING, VERY UNFORGING,AND A GREAT NUMBER OF CASES,,,EXTEMELY DEADLY!...it's no laughing matter or joke...it's literally CRUSHING,and, adeadly blow to the " SPIRIT"...many, never recover fully, and are scared for life..because of having loved that special someone,who took there love for granted ( AS IF IT"S A JOKE )..and carelessly and unlovingly...CHEATS...( there s no gain at all in cheating )..and throws away everthing FOR NOTHING!....STUPID! most time. you are still NO BETTER AT "SEX"....hee hee.

FOR ALL OF US( NONE-CHEATERS )..we have lots of blessings on the other hand.
we enjoy and clean and wonderful concience, great CONNECTION with our spouses,have deep respect,from all in the family.....and most of all..WE ARE BEST FRIENDS OF THE MOST POWERFUL "BEING" OUR CREATOR OF THIS ENTIRE UNIVERSE...WHO CAN BEAT THAT?......the "devil" and his band?....i think not....hee heee.....LOSERS.....

I LOVE YOU SISTER: CARRIE...THE REAL WOMEN AND FINE LADIES OF THIS WORLD, THANK YOU FOR THE INSPIRATION!